After careful and thoughtful review of the options for this up-coming election;

(a) A woman who can't handle sniper fire,
(b) A black Muslim who can't account  for his money and wants change you can believe in but never says what the change is,
(c) A Republican that doesn't seem to have Republican values.

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language, speak it or wait at the border until you can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude.  No imports, no exports.  We will use the 'Walmart' policy 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state.  If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out.  Neither the president, nor any other politician, will be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare-Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, with the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.
(7) Professional Athletes/Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive - banned for life.
(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method. The first time you steal, you lose your right hand.  There are no more life sentences, if convicted you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact same price as a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc., and sung without personal embellishments (i.e. the "Rosie"), as originally written.

If you agree, I ask for your vote. Please write-in my name in the appropriate space on your Ballot. It is spelled:  H-A-R-R-Y  H-U-D-A-K
If you don't agree, that's OK too. Pull a lever, push a button, touch a screen, hang a chad. Good Luck.
I thank everyone for their anticipated support.